Super Cool Cocaine Countries!

There has been a boom in Brazilian cocaine use! Brazil is stampeding right up the chain in becoming one of the World's wealthiest nations and now one of the largest consumers of the super drug: Cocaine. "Snorting 18% of the global supply." America must step up their game... ohh wait America inhales about 37% of all the cocaine in the world. "1.5% of Americans do cocaine, and the average intake per user is 42 grams a year"
So Brazil your reputation is spared for the moment!! Time to clean up the "crack-lands" President Dilma Rousseff has stated.
"We cannot rest," she said in her election-night speech, "while crack reigns within cracklands."

More importantly I think America has a little sumthin-sumthin to take care of...





http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/04/04/us-brazil-crack-idUSBRE83305M20120404

Resident Evil Franchise Takes a Huge Dump!

"You can't keep a good zombie franchise down. You can't even keep a mediocre zombie franchise down."
Resident Evil: Retribution, the 5th film in the Resident Evil series released last Friday earned top box office honors this week with $21.2 million, HOWEVER was considered "a piece of crap" and "the worst of the series" by movie viewers and critics, it's wonderful "to know that mindless video game-adaption zombie horror can still come out on top"!

The original debut of Resident Evil in 2002 (a four part film series based on Capcom's survival horror video games) has made almost $650 million in box office ticket sales. Many fans of the Resident Evil games dislike the big screen adaptions for being "overblown and hollow action flicks" that bypass the original story-lines. But, each Resident Evil film had brought in a higher box office gross than the movie before it. So the soul question was "will Resident Evil: Retribution deliver a film that fans of both the games and movies enjoy?" Ahh... and the answer is NO! Many fans disliked this film the most of all in the series.

I can speak from personal experience... since I did go to the viewing last Friday, and I would have to agree with many critics, it was a let down. I personally thought it was too video game-like enhanced, the acting was terrible, and at some parts very cheesy. So I was a little dissapointed, but I would still love to watch the first 4 of the series!



http://screenrant.com/resident-evil-retribution-reviews/

Safe "Steroids"

A totally safe way to boost athletic performance that's "better than steroids" is Stanford's new cooling glove.
The cooling glove controls the body's temperature through the palm of the hand. Biologists H, Craig Heller and Dennis Grahn sought outside the box to speed up the process of shedding heat through the body by attaching a gentle vacuum and a water pump to an airtight mitt, since the body's most efficient way so far to shed heat is through the hairless skin on our faces. The negative pressure through the glove causes the vessels of the hand to dilate, bringing up warm blood from the body's core, then the circulating water cools the blood. Usually our muscles start to weaken when we get too hot, a glove like this could make a workout longer and more productive.

In conclusion- Professors have found a way to "reset a temperature- sensitive enzyme" in our muscles, consider this a magic glove that gives super strength... "goodbye anabolic steroids", Hello a new powerful future in pro sports!

http://www.avacore.com/

Gettin' Real For Snooks

I mean I know my Blog is titled "Actuality" but a little dish of "Reality" shouldn't contradict too much! ;)

Snooki is now an "actual" mother. On August 26th reality TV star Snooki Polizzi gave birth to her son Lorenzo Dominic. It was a very ordinary birth... she pushed for a couple hours, applied some fake eyelashes, ooh and don't forget the bronzer, here and there after some more contractions. Who doesn't want to look hot for their baby's birth!? How happy it was that little Lorenzo was brought into this world... Not! No more Jersey Shore for you Jersey fans! It's over, can you believe it? Snooki's done partying and the show must not go on, She has a baby to take care of now and that's the actuality of this reality!

 -Actuality, where "ish" gets real!! Woohoo Jersey Shore is No more.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ish

http://www.wetpaint.com/jersey-shore/gossip