Wednesday, April 3, 2013

The Birthing License

Alcoholic, drug-addicted, child abusing, and just plain irresponsible parents have now led a new bill passed, proposing, actually stating that every adult (18 years of age or older) are now required by law to apply for a license to have kids. If you are seen with young children, police posses the right to ask to see your birthing license, otherwise you must have evidential proof that the child or children do not belong to you. If you do not have a license or any evidence providing proof that they are not yours, such as a birth certificate, the police officer can rightfully arrest you and or can fine you. Similar to having a liquor license and marriage license, you cant get married and or sell liquor if you don't have a license for them.
I guess the government is stepping in even more, now they're the ones deciding the rights you have to your own body. However the positives are that, just maybe population growth will be more controlled:).

Happy April Fools!

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