Golden Booty Shorts and Prom

It's Prom Season!!!
Are you one of those people struggling to find a way to ask that pretty girl to prom? Here's a great example of a young man that found the perfect and most unique way to do it....














A student named Senn from Palisades High decided to dress up in a white dress shirt, bow tie, and golden booty shorts so he could go out in front of the entire student body and rip his black sweatpants off to "twerk" all over the girl he was asking. He said "the point of his performance was to show how incredibly ridiculous it is for a man to gravel at his prospective prom date's feet when this isn't an event that should be taken seriously at all."
watch the video if you wanna find out what she said!!

http://elitedaily.com/elite/2013/confident-young-man-twerks-booty-shorts-dream-girl-prom-video/

The Birthing License

Alcoholic, drug-addicted, child abusing, and just plain irresponsible parents have now led a new bill passed, proposing, actually stating that every adult (18 years of age or older) are now required by law to apply for a license to have kids. If you are seen with young children, police posses the right to ask to see your birthing license, otherwise you must have evidential proof that the child or children do not belong to you. If you do not have a license or any evidence providing proof that they are not yours, such as a birth certificate, the police officer can rightfully arrest you and or can fine you. Similar to having a liquor license and marriage license, you cant get married and or sell liquor if you don't have a license for them.
I guess the government is stepping in even more, now they're the ones deciding the rights you have to your own body. However the positives are that, just maybe population growth will be more controlled:).

Happy April Fools!

Triangle-Shaped Flapjacks Banned, Starting At One School So Far

Recently a school in the UK has banned the cafeteria from serving their students triangle-shaped flapjacks. For those who don't know, flapjacks in the UK are baked "granola bars." The reason they are being banned is quite ridiculous but so is the proposal. One student got poked in the eye during a food fight. To go in further detail, the boy had a triangular shaped flapjack "hurled" at his face by another student. The boy had to be treated by the school nurse for having a "sore eye". The school then decided to take action and ban any triangle shaped foods from being made and fed to the students. Now only rectangular and square-shaped flapjacks can be made, however some critics say that square flapjacks have even more potential to be dangerous, with more pointed sides.

In my opinion maybe the school should focus on preventing food fights instead of the shape of foods. Everyone would benefit more...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/mar/25/essex-school-bans-triangular-flapjacks

Explosives, Weapons, Suicide?

The University of Central Florida recently reported and man in one of the dorms having a gun. When the police entered the premises of the dorm the man was reportedly living in, they found him dead, although unclear where exactly they found his body. From what they investigated the police believe it was a "self-inflicted gunshot wound". Not only did they find his body, but they also found explosives and firearms. However there was no written plan or manifesto that could have led up to the event of the man's death, or any plans for the weapons he was holding. The dorm was then evacuated for further investigation.
Authorities have interviewed witnesses that knew of the man and they confirmed that he was a student. Further reports have stated in more detail that the police found a handgun, an assault weapon, and explosive devices. Counseling is being provided for the dorm residents.


http://gawker.com/5991052/police-find-explosives-assault-weapon-in-dorm-room-of-student-who-committed-suicide

Sharper Mental Skills. Be a Soccer Player

New research has proven that "experienced soccer players have impressive brain functioning and executive-level cognitive skills." Researches at a London university are currently trying to find what makes one soccer player better than another. They started by placing 39 players of different skill and experience in an FMRI scanner. (functional magnetic resonance imaging) The machines had video monitors embedded in them to show video clips of a soccer player dribbling a ball at the person whose brain was being scanned at the time.
The study revealed  that soccer players with more experience and skill were more accurate at predicting the on-screen player's move. Noting that: "the better players showed more activity in the areas of the brain associated with high-level executive functioning and eye-muscle coordination than did the brains of less-experienced players."
Pro athletes process complex visual scenes faster than amateurs.
Daniel Bishop, author of the study done predicts: "we believe this greater level or neural activity is something that can be developed through high-quality training, so the next step will be to look at how the brain can be trained over time to anticipate the moves of opponents."

http://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/arts-culture/stories/pro-soccer-players-have-sharper-mental-skills-than-most

Government Is Allowing Work On Deadly Pathogens

US scientists are allowed to proceed with research "on creating deadly mutant strains of Avian Flu and other dangerous pathogens."  Before they receive funding, the scientists must outline possible dangers of their research however on the bad side, they can now "freely publish their results and findings to the entire world."
These studies first began a year ago when a Dutch researcher had announced that he had created one of the most dangerous viruses in the world. A group of scientists at the University of Wisconsin had planned to perform a similar research intending to publish what they would find on "the deadliest pathogens".

The National Institute of Health has helped in making matters worse, allowing scientists to:
-Increase pathogenicity in mammals
-Disrupt the induction of a host's innate immunity
-Interfere with the effectiveness of an available vaccine
and -facilitate a viruses ability to evade detection methodologies

Michael Osterholm is an infectious disease researcher at the University of Minnesota and also a member of the U.S. National Science Advisory Board for Bio-security disagreed with the government's decision to allow any of the research work to be published world-wide, which would allow any lab in the world to copy the same work. Supposedly "This kind of research is done to protect humanity against terrorist groups, groups which may or may not have the skills or resources to create these deadly, unstoppable diseases."

http://www.allvoices.com/news/14108312-us-government-allows-work-on-insanely-deadly-pathogens-to-proceed

Racist Airplane Passenger Slaps a Two-Year Old

On February 8th a man named Joe Rickey Hundley supposedly slapped a crying two-year-old toddler during a flight from Minneapolis to Atlanta. Something is wrong with this man... maybe a little mentally messed up!
BEFORE he assaulted the child, he "reportedly called the boy a nigger." The kid's mother told police her son was crying right before landing and Hundley was sitting next to her and then proceeded to slap the boy in his face, leaving a scratch under one of his eyes. Hundley had said to the woman "shut that (n-word) baby up". Afterwards the child was crying even more, well obviously because a random stranger just hit him in the face.  Other spectators on the plane claimed Joe reeked of alcohol and was stumbling around wasted.
If charged guilty of assault the man could face up to a year in prison.

He also lost his job at AGC Aerospace and Defense company, as the CEO and president released a statement that he is no longer employed with the company because his behavior is  "offensive and disturbing".

http://gawker.com/5984944/racist-airplane-passenger-who-allegedly-slapped-a-two+year+old-toddler-is-now-out-of-a-job